~Subway conduct ~

Let's face it, it is expensive to commute on a daily basis. If you are like me and currently using a monthly unlimited metro card, the MTA has become our unofficial slumlord and rent is about to increase. But since I'm not ready to get into the MTA services or lack thereof, I will continue by highlighting  just a few misconducts  I encounter on the train on a daily basis. $104 a month should allow me at least a comfy stress free, mess free ride on the bus and train right? negative!  here are a few things that catch my attention and not in a good way.

Ø  Mr. / Ms. My great choice of music selection has to be heard by the world.

Ø  Mr. let me stand too close- breathe on you AND  get up on that booty too(if you don’t mind) its packed in here.

Ø  Mr. Let me dance /sell Candy for my basketball team (weed money) blah blah blah (shut up).

Ø  Mr. I wanted to ride my bike but shit let me just take the bike on the train instead.

Ø  Mr./Ms. let me just nap on your shoulder for a small sec.

Ø  Ms. I'm  way too cute to move down so I'll just stand here and block the door ,be aware that I will not be getting off at any time soon.

Ø  Mr./ Ms. I will lean my back against the pole even though the train is packed.

Ø  Mr. Look at me- I'm too cool to hold on but I will be falling on you in 3 mins or so, so brace yourself.

Ø  Ms. "Omg girl you wouldn’t believe what happened" followed by loud 20 mins conversation that should not be heard in public.

Ø  Last but not least- Mr. there is Def space for one more in there. - dude really?

Personally I feel everyone should be held responsible for making the commute a bit more tolerable, simple things such as taking off that giant Killer man jaro super camping back pack, Speaking a little softer when discussing personal issues regarding you or mans privates, or refraining from taking that lazy boy chair  that  you just got off the wagon on the train with your best bud from the block ,will make the ride smoother for everyone, and who doesn’t like a smooth ride right? Feel free to identify other Mr./Ms. misconducts and add them to the list but personally I wish I could write them a ticket or make a citizen's arrest if need be. how about it Mr. Obama?

SSP.